You should really consult a doctor. You need A&E asap! You watch too much Japanese Porn that you start hallucinating & subject any object to Japanese Porn. Ohmygod, see the desperation? I call this delusions of grandeur. Soon, you'll get paranoia & that's not good for the heart at all. *shakes head. On second thought, I think what you really need is a psychiatrist. Or maybe a friend? You're too deprived of attention. That's bad for you too. You're prolly too sick & tired of life that you're indulging in stuffs to shorten your misery.

Try harder, Cupcake. Dont fall into the wrong trap ;)

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Vanessa Lee has seriously lost it. 20th March 2008, 1257pm. Vanessa Lee fell on the bus. Holy shitballz. I was sitting at the 4-seat thing one scotching-hot afternoon on bus no. 852, happily listening to my ipod (which was playing How to save a life, coincidentally/ironically). I reached for the buzzer. & squeezed my way out of 2 fat (I'm so sorry but they were really fat) girls, sitting at the outer seats, opposite each other on the 4-seat thing. Next thing I knew, bus jerked to a screeching halt. & Vanessa Lee Si Yi fell forward onto some random rich phillipino lady with her old angmoh husband. Flat on my _______. Ohmyeffingflyinggawwd. The horror! The embarrassment! So yah, my iPod was playing How to save a life & just as my earpiece fell off while I was super red-faced, trying to get a hold of myself, I was left wondering why I couldnt save myself. Oh, the irony. =.=


Awhrights. Will be back to edit this post.

Effing hungry!

xoxo!